Route, breach, and ground-level warfare support. Sounds like logistics. That is the point.
// RESTRICTED ACCESS — PAWS ONLY
DACHSHUND UNIT
PAWS ONLY // Unit terminal · The Unit That Does Not Exist
"Silent. Precise. Relentless."
// Tip: click 🐾🐾🐾🐾 after elevating clearance — they declassify in place.
PAWS ONLY — LEVEL IV
SYSTEM ONLINE — COMMANDER DENIES EXISTENCE
00 // DESIGNATOR
What P.A.W.S. stands for
Public cover sounds like logistics. Elevate clearance, then click the paws for the true expansion.
Living platforms. Lowest profile. Highest persistence. Commander still files “does not exist.” The patches disagree.
01 // UNIT DIRECTORY
Where the files live
Dogs, cats, hamster, moon. Pick a bay. Commander still denies the floor plan.
DACHSHUND UNIT
LT & Buddy
Dossiers · clearance redactions · dog doctrine
H.A.D.E.S.
Luna & Freya
Night Shade cat detachment · full file
PROJECT RHINO
Asset dossier
Surveillance hamster · training · research
ARTEMIS III.5b
Mission board
Habitat tape · HUD chow · NASA spine
THE BURROW
HQ & manuals
Map · perimeter · FM-01 / FM-02
OPS ARCHIVE
Leaked unit ops
Table · posters · AARs
02 // THE ASSETS
Unit roster
Dachshunds, a hamster, and — new on this terminal — Night Shade’s mystical interdimensional cats. Commander files denials. We file results. Full dog dossiers → · H.A.D.E.S. full file →
PAWS ONLY
LT
Role: Comms / Acoustic Surveillance
- Profile
- Red-coated. Headset permanently on. Takes the job seriously. Possibly too seriously.
- Specialty
- Perimeter security, hallway defense, acoustic threat detection.
- Notable
- Once held a perimeter for forty minutes. It was a hallway. It still counts.
- Side channel
- 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
“Perimeter secure. No squirrels detected. Over.”
PAWS ONLY
Buddy
Role: Direct Action / Cool Presence
- Profile
- Black-and-tan. Sunglasses at all times. Will not explain why.
- Specialty
- Direct action, morale operations, unexplained cool factor.
- Notable
- Night Shade has been seen supplying treats. This is not in the budget.
- True cool factor
- 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
“Sunglasses stay on.”
03 // LEAKED OPERATIONS
Field Reports
The missions Commander insists never happened. Leaked anyway. Click paw redactions when your ladder is high enough.
PAWS ONLY — CLASSIFIED
Operation Sky Fetch
Lead: Commander + LT + Buddy | Classification: PAWS ONLY
High-altitude HALO jump for asset recovery. Critical tennis ball asset lost at altitude. Unit elements executed independent canopy profiles after primary failure. Recovery successful. Morale: suspiciously high.
After-action: Asset recovered. Commander has filed three memos insisting the unit “does not skydive.” All three memos were returned with tennis-ball chew marks and one distinct squeak. True ball location at T+0: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
“We have the dogs.” — Commander (denied)
02B // UNIT OPS · INTERACTIVE
Field toys (authorized training)
Touch-friendly sims for mobile and desk. Complete them to fill the Unit Quest board. Public clearance allowed — training is not a crime (yet).