01 // ASSETS DOSSIERS
Full Agent Profiles
Canonical unit dossiers for LT and Buddy. Project Rhino has a dedicated asset page. Portraits are authorized stylized renders derived from the official unit patch. Parent agency teaser: jamesha.agency P.A.W.S. portal ↗. Paw redacts need ladder elevation — click the paws.
PAWS ONLY
STYLIZED RENDER — PAWS ONLY
- Role
- Comms / Acoustic Surveillance / Perimeter Defense
- Specialty
- Hallway interdiction, low-frequency threat detection, radio discipline
- Psych Profile
- Extremely serious about the mission. Has never once broken radio protocol in the presence of squirrels.
- Kit
- Standard issue headset (permanently affixed), high-visibility coat, backup squeaker.
- Notable
- Held an entire hallway perimeter for 40 minutes during an unscheduled tennis ball incursion. Hallway remains secure to this day.
- Classified link
- 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
“Perimeter secure. No squirrels detected. Over.”
PAWS ONLY
STYLIZED RENDER — PAWS ONLY
- Role
- Direct Action / Morale / Unexplained Cool
- Specialty
- Low-profile entry, high-impact presence, sunglasses diplomacy
- Psych Profile
- Unflappable. Maintains ocular protection at all times regardless of lighting conditions or mission profile.
- Kit
- Signature sunglasses (never removed), stealth coat, tactical charm.
- Notable
- Observed receiving unauthorized treats from NIGHT SHADE. Budget line item: “miscellaneous operational incentives.”
- PAWS ONLY
- 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
“Sunglasses stay on.”
Cross-ref: Often seen with LT during joint patrol. Commander denies all joint operations.
Note: All dossiers above are PAWS ONLY. Commander maintains that no such unit is on the books.
Night Shade has been observed on multiple occasions providing logistical support.
NEW · CAT DETACHMENT
H.A.D.E.S. — Luna & Freya
Night Shade’s mystical interdimensional freelancers · Pinky & the Brain protocol
Full operative pair, CCTV feed, Commander’s unverifiable folder, and rift stills live on the H.A.D.E.S. page.
Dogs remain side-eye. Rhino remains professionally unimpressed by extra dimensions.
Open H.A.D.E.S. full file →
