02 // LEAKED OPERATIONS ARCHIVE
Operations List
Canonical unit ops board. Every mission Commander swears never took place. Joint intercepts with agency video may also appear on jamesha.agency Field Feeds ↗ — this page owns unit after-action.
| OP ID | Operation | Lead | Classification | Summary |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SKY-F | Operation Sky Fetch | Commander + LT + Buddy | PAWS ONLY | High-altitude recovery of critical tennis ball asset. HALO profiles executed after canopy anomaly. Asset recovered. Commander later filed memos stating the unit “does not skydive.” Memos returned with chew marks. Ball custody: 🐾🐾🐾🐾 Joint video: agency Field Feeds ↗ |
| NS-R | Night Shade K9 Rendezvous | Night Shade + LT + Buddy | PAWS ONLY | Contested-zone extraction. Helmet AI map lock on unit elements. No asset left behind. Unit AAR filed here; intercept video on agency Field Feeds ↗ |
| TUN-R | Operation Tunnel Rat | LT + Buddy | SECRET | Sub-floor reconnaissance. Located three lost socks, one rogue dust bunny, and the missing squeaker. Perimeter expanded. Commander’s report: “Nothing to see here.” |
| BALL-B | Operation Ballistic Fetch | Buddy (primary), LT (overwatch) | SECRET | Rapid response intercept of airborne projectile in living room airspace. Successful mid-air snatch. Multiple follow-up bounces logged as “training.” |
| RSB-07 | Operation Rising Sunburn | Night Shade + Dachshund Unit | CONF. | Cross-unit collaboration (see J.A.M.E.S.H.A. records). Kimono field test. Visuals leaked. Morale high. Commander denies any knowledge of floral patterns. |
| EYES | Operation Barking Beast | LT / Buddy (joint) | PAWS ONLY | Aggressive vocal deterrence against oversized white Ford pickup truck. High-value target neutralized through sustained barking. Full after-action: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 |
Additional operations exist. Full details locked behind higher clearance.
PAWS ONLY: The tennis ball never left our sight.
PAWS ONLY: The tennis ball never left our sight.
VISUAL LEAKS
Recovered Imagery
OP SKY FETCH — Leaked poster recovered from secure drop.
Night Shade rendezvous with unit elements. Commander: “I have no comment.”