Operations List

Canonical unit ops board. Every mission Commander swears never took place. Joint intercepts with agency video may also appear on jamesha.agency Field Feeds ↗ — this page owns unit after-action.

OP ID Operation Lead Classification Summary
SKY-F Operation Sky Fetch Commander + LT + Buddy PAWS ONLY High-altitude recovery of critical tennis ball asset. HALO profiles executed after canopy anomaly. Asset recovered. Commander later filed memos stating the unit “does not skydive.” Memos returned with chew marks. Ball custody: 🐾🐾🐾🐾 Joint video: agency Field Feeds ↗
NS-R Night Shade K9 Rendezvous Night Shade + LT + Buddy PAWS ONLY Contested-zone extraction. Helmet AI map lock on unit elements. No asset left behind. Unit AAR filed here; intercept video on agency Field Feeds ↗
TUN-R Operation Tunnel Rat LT + Buddy SECRET Sub-floor reconnaissance. Located three lost socks, one rogue dust bunny, and the missing squeaker. Perimeter expanded. Commander’s report: “Nothing to see here.”
BALL-B Operation Ballistic Fetch Buddy (primary), LT (overwatch) SECRET Rapid response intercept of airborne projectile in living room airspace. Successful mid-air snatch. Multiple follow-up bounces logged as “training.”
RSB-07 Operation Rising Sunburn Night Shade + Dachshund Unit CONF. Cross-unit collaboration (see J.A.M.E.S.H.A. records). Kimono field test. Visuals leaked. Morale high. Commander denies any knowledge of floral patterns.
EYES Operation Barking Beast LT / Buddy (joint) PAWS ONLY Aggressive vocal deterrence against oversized white Ford pickup truck. High-value target neutralized through sustained barking. Full after-action: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Additional operations exist. Full details locked behind higher clearance.
PAWS ONLY: The tennis ball never left our sight.

Recovered Imagery

Operation Sky Fetch poster

OP SKY FETCH — Leaked poster recovered from secure drop.

Night Shade rendezvous with doxies

Night Shade rendezvous with unit elements. Commander: “I have no comment.”